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lolsofunny:
gurl imma have to call you back
this is me on a daily basis. :3
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comebckid:
Riri
perfect summer make-up!
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omgtoohilarious:
Omgtoohilarious!
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haley—robinn:
i suffer from perpetual bitch face
This is me………… Don’t ask why.
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Dildo!!!!
Isang baklang bumibili ng dildo sa isang sex toy shop.
Bakla: WOW!!! ang bongga nung pink!! kuya anung size ung pink?
Salesman: ah ma’am 5 inches po yan.
Bakla: ay ayoko nyan…… AAAHHH!!! ung blue!! ang taba taba nung blue! kuya anung size naman ung blue?
Salesman: ah ma’am 6 inches po.
Bakla: ay ayoko rin nyan………. WAAAHH!!!!! ung yellow mas bongga! may ugat-ugat pa. Kuya anung size ung yellow?
Salesman: Ah ma’am 7 inches na po yan.
Bakla: hmmpf! ayoko nyan……. AAYYYY!!! Ung violet!!!!! ang haba haba ng nung violet!! kuya anung size nung violet?
Salesman: ah ma’am 8 inches n po yan!?
Bakla: haayy naku ayoko nyan!……… OMG!!!! Ung red!!! Ung red!!!! GUSTO KO UNG RED!!!!!!!! kuya magkano ung red!???
Salesman: Ah ma’am……… FIRE EXTINGUISHER NA PO YAN!
- ahahahhaahahahahahaha BONGGA!!!!!! prang bet ko rin nung fire extinguisher. :D
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“I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.”
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If I were a Boy
Minsan iniisip ko kung anu kya ang naging itsura ko kung isa akong tunay na LALAKI!
mmmm….
Kalbo na maraming tattoo?
Clean cut at ala boy-next-door ang drama?
Rakistang long hair?
ang daming pwedeng maging choices. Pero malamang eto ako…..
PAAAKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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E2 nga pla ako sa araw araw……
ahahahah adik lang Enjoy! :D